You’ve made me naughty and nasty!
“Oh, Gross!”
“What?”
“It's everywhere Bryan!”
“So?”
“So! It's sticky! And it doesn't wash off very easily!”
“It isn't my entire fault!”
“Is too!”
“Is not! You had a hand in it too Dianne!”
“I did not!”
“Did too!”
“Not!
“Too!”
“NOT! And... Wait a minute... BRYAN
“... ouch... my ears...”
“I don't give a DAMN about you're ears! You got my hair all messy!”
“... like there's much of a difference...”
“I heard that Bryan
“What? It doesn't!”
“That's not the point! YOU made a mess! And you can't admit that it's your
entire fault!”
“It isn't! You helped!”
“How did I help?”
“You used you're hands too! If you didn't touch...”
“Ohhh, Don't you dare BRYAN
“What!? How could I not? It just looked so thick...”
“So? I told you not to touch it Bryan
“Well... If you didn't grab it so roughly... it wouldn't have squirted
everywhere!”
“I had to grab it! You wouldn't stop licking it!”
“Can I help it if it tasted so good?”
“You know what Bryan
“WHAT!?! That's not fair Dianne!”
“Is so, in fact I'm cutting you off for a week!”
“A week? You're cruel Dianne! I won't survive a whole week!”
“Maybe it will teach you a lesson!”
“What lesson? That you can be vindictive?”
“Ohh, Don't try to use big words that you don't understand... and no I'm
not!”
“Are too!”
“Am not!”
“Too!”
“Not!”
“Too!”
“I am NOT... now start cleaning!”
“Ok, Fine! I will, just so you'll stop yelling at me!”
“...”
“And you can stop with the death glare Dianne, that doesn't work anymore.”
“...”
“And crossing you're arms? That never worked.”
“... Do you want to make it two?”
“No! I am cleaning...”
“...”
“Aw, Man! It is everywhere!
“Well, let that be a lesson to you.”
“and what is that?”
“The next time I'm cooking, leave my frosting bag alone!”
The end!!
-a tribute to my former classmate in high school
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